Holiday Edition

Alright! Here we go! We're are going to give this a whirl for all the hip hop heads and rap all-stars. This is something I would like to do every week so let me know if you are on board.
Here's the deal:I will compose a set of lyrics via email and send it out. Those who want to participate add yours to the email and send to everyone on the list [reply to all] and any others you want to share with. Want me to drop you FROM THE LIST? JUST LET ME KNOW.
These are the rules: NO vulgarities, obscenities, or curse words including H*** or D***] keep it clean. This is purely for fun. So if you're down…Come follow me.
SPECIAL HOLIDAY EDITION:
Well it's that time of year
And everyone is waiting
To see what kind of gifts
They will be celebrating
But will you HO HO! HO!
If Santa's out of sight?
Will you be bringing over
Some misery delight?
Oh don't try to front And act like you don't do it
We are all adults here and we will help and get you through it
Gifts are not for everyone cause sometimes you need a kick
A swift one in the pants this time from ST. Nick
A shot of coal in the eye
Before the year says bye-bye
To teach you to appreciate all the good you let lie
Around and do nothing when you could have made it work
Now you're standing at the gatherings feeling like a jerk
Don't be mad at me I'm not the Bevis or the butthead
Just makes sure you not careless with any of words that you have said
Have you ever worn some drink?
Well this year you just might?
Get yourself together and treat your woman right. [or your man]
Cause when all is said and done beside you is where they'll be
And so I hope you understand
We'll forget about Rudolph and the other eight
We'll try to have some fun and go put on some weight
Which we'll struggle with for the year, some will try to run
To make it back to this point when the year is almost done.
So if you tick tick tock til you don't stop
Call the exterminator when the mouse runs up the clock
But if he is not stirring and all is out of sight
Then have a Merry Christmas to all and to all a GOOD Night!!!!
HO! HO! HO! But don't be one. } :oD